1 00:05:44,263 --> 00:05:46,891 You think Ben's gonna let us take the van into town? 2 00:05:46,891 --> 00:05:48,684 Ha, good luck with that. 3 00:05:48,684 --> 00:05:51,270 Seriously? I can't go in the woods. 4 00:05:51,270 --> 00:05:54,315 I am not pissing or shitting for three days. 5 00:05:54,315 --> 00:05:56,525 Oh come on, I thought you ladies were tougher than that. 6 00:05:56,525 --> 00:05:59,111 You're gonna let me borrow the van, right? 7 00:05:59,111 --> 00:06:01,739 Yes, I'll let you borrow the van. But you're gonna be missing out. 8 00:06:01,739 --> 00:06:03,074 On what? 9 00:06:03,074 --> 00:06:04,784 On being one with nature. 10 00:06:04,784 --> 00:06:06,952 Please. 11 00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:08,620 What, before we had the niceties of indoor plumbing, 12 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:10,289 that's how man connected with nature 13 00:06:10,289 --> 00:06:12,541 by pissing and shitting in the woods. 14 00:06:12,541 --> 00:06:15,920 Well, woman is taking man's van to the nearest porcelain throne 15 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,548 or else nature will be the only thing man gets to connect with this weekend. 16 00:06:19,548 --> 00:06:21,675 Woman gets what woman wants. 17 00:06:21,675 --> 00:06:23,175 Damn skippy I do, hmm. 18 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,721 And since it's your birthday you just might get what you want to! 19 00:06:25,721 --> 00:06:26,430 Okay. 20 00:06:26,430 --> 00:06:27,681 Let's go! 21 00:06:27,681 --> 00:06:28,766 What's up your butt? 22 00:06:28,766 --> 00:06:32,563 Nothing yet. Let's keep it that way. 23 00:06:38,984 --> 00:06:42,696 I mean you could have at least checked him out, what if he was hot? 24 00:06:42,696 --> 00:06:45,449 I'm not gonna hook up with some guy in a random bathroom. 25 00:06:45,449 --> 00:06:47,118 He probably would have slit your throat. 26 00:06:47,118 --> 00:06:48,786 Or stuffed it. 27 00:06:48,786 --> 00:06:50,287 What? Eww. 28 00:06:50,287 --> 00:06:52,289 You just got out of a relationship, right? 29 00:06:52,289 --> 00:06:54,250 Yes, I am back on the market. 30 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:59,505 I'm just saying, it may be time to do a litle whoring around. 31 00:06:59,505 --> 00:07:01,424 What? 32 00:07:01,424 --> 00:07:03,634 Are we not talking about that? 33 00:07:03,634 --> 00:07:05,302 Why did I come? 34 00:07:05,302 --> 00:07:07,263 Because I asked you to? 35 00:07:07,263 --> 00:07:08,763 Why did you do that? 36 00:07:09,057 --> 00:07:11,557 Because you're my friend, and I need somebody to have fun with 37 00:07:11,650 --> 00:07:14,103 while these two are screwing each other's brains out. 38 00:07:14,103 --> 00:07:15,438 Yeah so... 39 00:07:15,438 --> 00:07:16,772 When does the fun start? 40 00:07:16,772 --> 00:07:19,859 How about right now? 41 00:07:19,859 --> 00:07:21,193 I like it. 42 00:07:21,193 --> 00:07:23,693 Oooh, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie. 43 00:07:32,204 --> 00:07:33,204 Yoink! 44 00:08:15,206 --> 00:08:17,206 No water, no electricity. 45 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:18,900 Nice one. 46 00:08:21,545 --> 00:08:23,145 No reception though. 47 00:08:23,714 --> 00:08:25,514 I think we'll manage. 48 00:08:26,551 --> 00:08:28,851 Guys it's gonna be awesome. Grab your shit! 49 00:08:34,099 --> 00:08:36,351 Well now that I know I can pee in a toilet like a civilized human 50 00:08:36,351 --> 00:08:38,604 I kinda wish I would've gotten Ben a birthday present. 51 00:08:38,604 --> 00:08:42,316 Aww ya know, you just being here, it's enough for him, but 52 00:08:42,316 --> 00:08:46,028 if you really wanted to get him something... 53 00:08:46,028 --> 00:08:48,697 What? 54 00:08:48,697 --> 00:08:56,705 Scuze me. 55 00:08:56,705 --> 00:08:58,916 What is she doing? 56 00:08:58,916 --> 00:09:00,916 God only knows. 57 00:09:25,192 --> 00:09:27,528 All right, so there's two bedrooms in the back. 58 00:09:27,528 --> 00:09:29,363 Girls in one, guys in one. 59 00:09:29,363 --> 00:09:31,163 You're not sleeping with Cat? 60 00:09:31,234 --> 00:09:33,834 Oh I'm gonna sleep with her, I'm just not gonna 'sleep' with her. 61 00:09:33,962 --> 00:09:35,369 It's some weird promise she made to her mother. 62 00:09:35,469 --> 00:09:36,669 Really? 63 00:09:41,417 --> 00:09:43,217 Ooh, we have a deck! 64 00:09:56,307 --> 00:09:58,007 So who was he? 65 00:09:58,142 --> 00:09:59,476 Who? 66 00:09:59,476 --> 00:10:00,978 The guy. 67 00:10:00,978 --> 00:10:03,606 Oh that was Mark, he's gonna come to the party tonight. 68 00:10:03,606 --> 00:10:04,315 Cat. 69 00:10:04,315 --> 00:10:05,816 What? 70 00:10:05,816 --> 00:10:07,067 It's your boyfriend's birthday. 71 00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:08,610 Yeah! 72 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:10,946 So you invited a stranger to your boyfriend's birthday party? 73 00:10:10,946 --> 00:10:12,906 So? 74 00:10:12,906 --> 00:10:15,034 All right, it's none of my business. 75 00:10:15,034 --> 00:10:17,369 Josh, you need to loosen up a little bit. 76 00:10:17,369 --> 00:10:18,787 Want a little something to get you in the mood? 77 00:10:18,787 --> 00:10:20,187 No, not right now. 78 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:22,800 No 79 00:10:23,042 --> 00:10:27,042 Ok, but don't you rain on my parade cake boy! 80 00:10:30,132 --> 00:10:32,092 So that's your old roomate. 81 00:10:32,092 --> 00:10:33,092 Yep. 82 00:10:33,302 --> 00:10:35,304 She's special. 83 00:10:35,304 --> 00:10:36,304 Yep. 84 00:10:38,015 --> 00:10:40,015 What's a cake boy? 85 00:11:34,613 --> 00:11:37,449 Do you want the left, or the right? 86 00:11:37,449 --> 00:11:38,700 Uhh... 87 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:41,203 Relax man, I'll sleep on the couch. 88 00:11:41,203 --> 00:11:42,121 Are you sure? 89 00:11:42,121 --> 00:11:44,039 Yeah, it's not a big deal. 90 00:11:44,039 --> 00:11:46,083 As long as I can keep my stuff in here though. 91 00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:48,961 Yeah, that's fine, not a problem. 92 00:11:48,961 --> 00:11:50,587 Get your trunks on, let's go swimming. 93 00:11:50,587 --> 00:11:52,881 No, I did not bring trunks. 94 00:11:52,881 --> 00:11:57,136 Who doesn't bring trunks? Here, I got a spare pare. 95 00:11:57,136 --> 00:11:58,178 Thank you. 96 00:11:58,178 --> 00:11:59,847 You're welcome. 97 00:11:59,847 --> 00:12:02,599 So is it like, a lake? 98 00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:06,199 Well yeah, it's a nice little walk from here, not too bad. 99 00:12:06,687 --> 00:12:10,357 But it's not like, gross or anything, right? 100 00:12:10,357 --> 00:12:13,557 No, nice and clean. Come on, let's go! 101 00:12:18,490 --> 00:12:20,075 I like the little froggy. 102 00:12:20,075 --> 00:12:23,370 He's cute. 103 00:12:23,370 --> 00:12:24,413 You ladies ready? 104 00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:25,813 Bitch, we've been ready. 105 00:12:27,624 --> 00:12:29,624 Josh, hurry up! 106 00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:36,216 What's this? 107 00:12:36,216 --> 00:12:38,302 What's what? 108 00:12:38,302 --> 00:12:40,846 Where are the red briefs I bought you? 109 00:12:40,846 --> 00:12:43,346 I didn't bring those. 110 00:12:45,642 --> 00:12:48,142 Go look in the leg of your spare blue jeans. 111 00:12:50,564 --> 00:12:53,509 Look at what I'm wearing, look at what I'm wear- 112 00:12:53,529 --> 00:12:55,609 I dress sexy for you all the time. 113 00:12:55,636 --> 00:12:58,636 The least you could do is wear something sexy for me. 114 00:12:58,864 --> 00:13:00,864 Quid pro quo. 115 00:13:01,825 --> 00:13:03,325 But on my birthday? 116 00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:08,140 Your birthday is in jeapordy if you don't go in there and change into those briefs. 117 00:13:09,082 --> 00:13:10,282 Fine. 118 00:13:18,592 --> 00:13:19,792 Go! 119 00:13:21,261 --> 00:13:22,461 Get! 120 00:13:24,473 --> 00:13:27,973 I swear to God, I gotta put a shock collar on him next. 121 00:13:34,107 --> 00:13:37,444 Josh, did your ex ever tell you what to wear. 122 00:13:37,444 --> 00:13:38,904 All the time? 123 00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:40,304 No. 124 00:13:40,572 --> 00:13:42,866 Well- 125 00:13:42,866 --> 00:13:44,666 You're lucky. 126 00:13:47,162 --> 00:13:49,162 What's taking so long? 127 00:13:51,242 --> 00:13:53,642 I thought we were supposed to be the slow ones. 128 00:13:56,630 --> 00:14:00,717 Are you ladies ready to pass judgment on Josh? 129 00:14:00,717 --> 00:14:01,802 Yes! 130 00:14:01,802 --> 00:14:04,802 Judgement shall be passed! 131 00:14:10,811 --> 00:14:12,229 Yes! Woo! 132 00:14:12,229 --> 00:14:13,230 Josh rocks! 133 00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:14,356 Very nice. 134 00:14:14,356 --> 00:14:15,856 We love Josh! 135 00:14:17,651 --> 00:14:20,237 Why does he get to wear trunks, and I don't? 136 00:14:20,237 --> 00:14:23,365 Because he's nobody's bitch anymore. 137 00:14:23,365 --> 00:14:24,408 Oh, and I am? 138 00:14:24,408 --> 00:14:26,408 Yes! You're my bitch! 139 00:14:31,707 --> 00:14:33,207 Oh... 140 00:14:39,923 --> 00:14:41,508 This better be a Hell of a birthday present. 141 00:14:41,508 --> 00:14:43,508 Oh, you're gonna love it. 142 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:48,640 To the woods! 143 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,309 Boys first. 144 00:14:50,309 --> 00:14:51,310 We go first? 145 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,519 Yeah, you guys go first. 146 00:14:52,519 --> 00:14:53,729 Why? 147 00:14:53,729 --> 00:14:54,688 Spiders. 148 00:14:54,688 --> 00:14:55,355 Spiders? 149 00:14:55,355 --> 00:14:55,898 Yeah! 150 00:14:55,898 --> 00:14:56,648 I hate spiders. 151 00:14:56,648 --> 00:14:58,148 I don't care. 152 00:14:59,151 --> 00:15:00,651 You'll be fine. 153 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,500 You have not yet learned, that is better to just do what I say 154 00:15:04,557 --> 00:15:07,034 Because that makes everyone happy. 155 00:15:07,034 --> 00:15:09,786 I don't know why we can't just go to the beach like normal people. 156 00:15:09,786 --> 00:15:11,496 We are going to a beach, there's a beach at the lake! 157 00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:13,081 It's a dirty, gross lake. 158 00:15:13,081 --> 00:15:15,781 How do you know? You've never been there. 159 00:15:26,637 --> 00:15:29,723 So... I have a favor to ask you. 160 00:15:29,723 --> 00:15:31,016 Yeah? 161 00:15:31,016 --> 00:15:32,476 It's about Ben's birthday present. 162 00:15:32,476 --> 00:15:33,518 Oh yeah, what'd ya get him? 163 00:15:33,518 --> 00:15:34,811 A faberge egg. 164 00:15:34,811 --> 00:15:35,854 What? 165 00:15:35,854 --> 00:15:37,731 No, I'm gonna fuck his brains out! 166 00:15:37,731 --> 00:15:39,733 Don't you guys do that like, all the time? 167 00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:44,738 Well yeah, but there's all these things that he wants to try, and I'm like, eww. 168 00:15:44,738 --> 00:15:46,238 So I figured I could do one of those 169 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:49,856 or you could help me with something that would be so super duper awesome 170 00:15:49,856 --> 00:15:53,056 it would totally blow his mind, and he'd never forget! 171 00:15:53,413 --> 00:15:55,913 What are you talking about? 172 00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:58,627 The three of us. 173 00:15:58,627 --> 00:16:00,128 Oh my God. 174 00:16:00,128 --> 00:16:01,546 What? 175 00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:04,007 I can't believe you just asked me to be in a three way. 176 00:16:04,007 --> 00:16:07,094 People do it. It's not weird. 177 00:16:07,094 --> 00:16:08,303 I can't make out with Ben. 178 00:16:08,303 --> 00:16:09,096 Why not? 179 00:16:09,096 --> 00:16:09,888 I can't make out with you! 180 00:16:09,888 --> 00:16:11,098 Why not? 181 00:16:11,098 --> 00:16:12,641 Because I'm just not into that. 182 00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:14,643 You're not into that. 183 00:16:14,643 --> 00:16:18,522 Really? 184 00:16:18,522 --> 00:16:20,190 How do you even know he's into me? 185 00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,990 Trust me. He is. 186 00:16:23,402 --> 00:16:24,653 You're serious. 187 00:16:24,653 --> 00:16:26,738 Mmm Hmm. 188 00:16:26,738 --> 00:16:27,948 He's your boyfriend. 189 00:16:27,948 --> 00:16:29,948 Sharing is caring. 190 00:16:30,492 --> 00:16:32,492 Oh my God. 191 00:16:36,331 --> 00:16:38,458 You know, we just have to do it like, you know one time 192 00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:40,585 We'll take a vow of secrecy. 193 00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:42,337 On this wild and crazy weekend 194 00:16:42,337 --> 00:16:44,089 we'll never have to talk about it again. 195 00:16:44,089 --> 00:16:46,889 Even just a little bit would be so awesome. 196 00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:48,885 Please, please, please, please, please think about it? 197 00:16:48,885 --> 00:16:50,178 I'll think about it. 198 00:16:50,178 --> 00:16:51,888 Yes! Thank you, thank you, thank you. 199 00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:53,390 I didn't say yes! 200 00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:56,390 Well thank you for thinking about it. 201 00:16:58,061 --> 00:17:01,148 Is there anything I couldn't do? 202 00:17:01,148 --> 00:17:05,148 Girrrrrl, this is gonna be some fun! 203 00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:08,989 Shit! 204 00:17:08,989 --> 00:17:12,451 Ah, get it off me, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off get it off! 205 00:17:12,451 --> 00:17:14,077 Would you calm down? 206 00:17:14,077 --> 00:17:15,577 Calm down, I don't see anything! 207 00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:17,414 - What happened? - Is it in my hair? 208 00:17:17,414 --> 00:17:18,832 No, I don't see anything. 209 00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:19,833 Just check, just check it! 210 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,501 What happened? 211 00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:23,712 I don't, uh there's spiders. 212 00:17:23,712 --> 00:17:24,755 Dude, would you calm down, I don't see anything. 213 00:17:24,755 --> 00:17:26,381 All that for a spider? 214 00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:29,176 I don't do spiders. 215 00:17:29,176 --> 00:17:31,094 Oh my god, that dance though. 216 00:17:31,094 --> 00:17:32,637 Oh shut up. 217 00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:34,337 You lost your shit. 218 00:17:34,363 --> 00:17:36,691 They have eight eyeballs, they have eight eyeballs 219 00:17:36,691 --> 00:17:39,019 and then they wrap their prey up. 220 00:17:39,019 --> 00:17:41,319 And they suck the juice out of them, while they're still alive, okay? 221 00:17:41,322 --> 00:17:43,064 So this next one is all you. 222 00:17:43,064 --> 00:17:45,233 You go first this time, and the next one is all you. 223 00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:47,611 Okay, okay, okay. I'm just not sure... 224 00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:49,029 If I'm as good a dancer as you! 225 00:17:49,029 --> 00:17:49,696 Fuck you! 226 00:17:49,696 --> 00:17:50,906 Cause it's a spider! 227 00:17:50,906 --> 00:17:52,906 Oh my god. 228 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:56,505 I have a strict two eyeball, four leg, no juice sucking rule. 229 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:59,080 And if you can't do that, then we're not friends. 230 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,103 Have you ever read Charlotte's Web? 231 00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:03,126 The babies, they eat the mother. 232 00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:04,326 They eat her. 233 00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:01,059 Oh my fucking god, it's cold! 234 00:19:01,059 --> 00:19:03,645 Oh it's not so bad. 235 00:19:03,645 --> 00:19:05,772 You'll get used to it. 236 00:19:05,772 --> 00:19:08,358 But seriously, seriously though. 237 00:19:08,358 --> 00:19:09,558 Comfort him. 238 00:19:09,752 --> 00:19:11,552 Seriously though, I want to take a minute 239 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,114 Thank you guys all for coming out, this is making my 26th really special. 240 00:19:14,114 --> 00:19:17,701 I know you're not all the outdoorsy type, so it means a lot. 241 00:19:17,701 --> 00:19:19,001 Awwww 242 00:19:19,145 --> 00:19:22,497 You sure you guys wouldn't have rather had a romantic getaway for two? 243 00:19:22,497 --> 00:19:25,125 I mean, we always have a romantic getaway for two. 244 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:26,251 Its just wherever we are. 245 00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:28,251 Mmm hmm. 246 00:19:30,964 --> 00:19:33,174 Kind of like now. 247 00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:33,967 Hey third wheel. 248 00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:36,261 Sup fourth wheel? 249 00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:37,095 Come here baby. 250 00:19:37,095 --> 00:19:38,138 Oh yeah? 251 00:19:38,138 --> 00:19:39,097 Let's show these kids how to do it. 252 00:19:39,097 --> 00:19:39,973 Let's do it. 253 00:19:39,973 --> 00:19:43,600 Give it to me. 254 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:44,603 That's intense. 255 00:19:44,603 --> 00:19:45,520 I feel like I'm watching a movie. 256 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,105 Yeah. 257 00:19:47,105 --> 00:19:48,064 Should we pay a quarter for this? 258 00:19:48,064 --> 00:19:52,152 Yeah we should. 259 00:19:52,152 --> 00:19:54,154 Oh my god. 260 00:19:54,154 --> 00:19:55,780 What? 261 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:57,407 Oh my God. 262 00:19:57,407 --> 00:19:59,534 What? 263 00:19:59,534 --> 00:20:00,869 You turned me. 264 00:20:00,869 --> 00:20:01,661 No you turned me! 265 00:20:01,661 --> 00:20:02,661 Shut up. 266 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:03,828 I don't even like the dick anymore. 267 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:04,956 I hate the dick! 268 00:20:04,956 --> 00:20:08,418 I have seen the light and I love the pussy. 269 00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:10,295 Love the pussy! 270 00:20:10,295 --> 00:20:13,361 I love it so much, that you can seat me at the pussy buffet 271 00:20:13,361 --> 00:20:15,161 and let me eat. 272 00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:17,926 Praise be brother. 273 00:20:19,596 --> 00:20:21,096 Oh no, I'm still gay. 274 00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:24,100 You're a jerk! 275 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,519 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 276 00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:28,688 That's gross. 277 00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:31,688 Get me out of this fucking lake! 278 00:27:17,972 --> 00:27:19,172 Ben! 279 00:27:27,565 --> 00:27:28,765 Cat! 280 00:27:31,611 --> 00:27:33,111 Where are you? 281 00:27:34,864 --> 00:27:36,364 I found something. 282 00:27:39,744 --> 00:27:41,244 Over here! 283 00:27:57,678 --> 00:27:59,178 Look at this. 284 00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:03,057 What is that? 285 00:28:03,601 --> 00:28:05,937 I don't know, but it's gross. 286 00:28:05,937 --> 00:28:08,147 Ugh, stop playing with it. 287 00:28:08,147 --> 00:28:09,315 Where's Jennifer? 288 00:28:09,315 --> 00:28:11,401 I'm here. 289 00:28:11,401 --> 00:28:13,361 What the hell is that? 290 00:28:13,361 --> 00:28:16,030 I don't know, some goo? 291 00:28:16,030 --> 00:28:17,281 A bikini? 292 00:28:17,281 --> 00:28:20,034 Nasty. 293 00:28:20,034 --> 00:28:21,494 I don't know. 294 00:28:21,494 --> 00:28:22,794 Let's get back to the cabin 295 00:28:22,844 --> 00:28:24,244 you guys owe me dinner. 296 00:28:25,623 --> 00:28:26,923 You owe me more. 297 00:29:44,911 --> 00:29:47,211 You know you're doing that wrong, right? 298 00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:53,842 - Cat, here ya go. - Oh, yay! 299 00:29:54,212 --> 00:29:55,963 Aww. 300 00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:57,465 That was my fluffy ball! 301 00:29:57,465 --> 00:29:58,758 That one's yours. 302 00:29:58,758 --> 00:29:59,967 Why is that one mine? 303 00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:02,094 Because I said it's yours. 304 00:30:02,094 --> 00:30:06,094 Who are you to deny a man his little fluffy balls? 305 00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:08,390 We'll make you one buddy. 306 00:30:08,418 --> 00:30:10,618 How about you just hand me the stick and I'll make my own 307 00:30:10,650 --> 00:30:12,980 Because I'm really good with sticks and balls. 308 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:16,567 All right Jennifer, while we're talking sticks and balls- 309 00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:20,404 We've got mallows, and we've got weiners. 310 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,739 Would you like a weiner? 311 00:30:21,739 --> 00:30:23,658 No, those are disgusting. 312 00:30:23,658 --> 00:30:26,953 What are you talking about, are you a terrorist? 313 00:30:26,953 --> 00:30:30,248 They're made out of lips and assholes, and other animal parts. 314 00:30:30,248 --> 00:30:34,001 Yeah, but they're American lips, and assholes, and other animal parts. 315 00:30:34,001 --> 00:30:35,920 Yeah, don't be so sure. 316 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,423 Okay, you are either with the lips and assholes, or you are against them. 317 00:30:39,423 --> 00:30:41,259 Now what's it going to be? 318 00:30:41,259 --> 00:30:44,303 What's this about lips and assholes, are we at war? 319 00:30:44,303 --> 00:30:46,472 You came! 320 00:30:46,472 --> 00:30:51,269 Yeah well, there's not a whole lot to do when the sun goes down, and you're by yourself. 321 00:30:51,269 --> 00:30:53,688 Everyone this is Mark, I met him on the road earlier 322 00:30:53,688 --> 00:30:57,775 This is Ben, Jennifer, and Josh. 323 00:30:57,775 --> 00:30:58,526 Hi. 324 00:30:58,526 --> 00:30:59,902 Hey! 325 00:30:59,902 --> 00:31:02,196 I hear it's your birthday. Happy birthday. 326 00:31:02,196 --> 00:31:05,700 Thank you very much. Do you partake? 327 00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:07,285 No, I'm good, thanks. 328 00:31:07,285 --> 00:31:11,622 Well, it's here if you need it. And you arrived just in time. 329 00:31:11,622 --> 00:31:13,541 Just in time for what? 330 00:31:13,541 --> 00:31:15,543 Time for games! 331 00:31:15,543 --> 00:31:17,420 No, no games, not yet. 332 00:31:17,420 --> 00:31:19,171 No, no no, Mark just got here, we gotta get to know him. 333 00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:20,339 That's the idea. 334 00:31:20,339 --> 00:31:22,925 So, Mark, the name of this game is hot seat. 335 00:31:22,925 --> 00:31:25,511 And Mark, you are in the hot seat. 336 00:31:25,511 --> 00:31:26,637 Cat, are you with me? 337 00:31:26,637 --> 00:31:27,837 With you. 338 00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:29,353 So the rules for hot seat is: 339 00:31:29,398 --> 00:31:33,603 You have to answer all of our questions as quickly, and as honestly as possible. 340 00:31:33,603 --> 00:31:35,688 Mark, are you ready to play hot seat? 341 00:31:35,688 --> 00:31:37,607 Sure, why the hell not? 342 00:31:37,607 --> 00:31:39,907 All right, Mark. First question. 343 00:31:43,904 --> 00:31:46,574 Have you ever killed a man? 344 00:31:46,574 --> 00:31:47,408 No. 345 00:31:47,408 --> 00:31:49,118 Have you ever been to jail? 346 00:31:49,118 --> 00:31:50,286 No. 347 00:31:50,286 --> 00:31:52,872 Have you ever shit your pants as a grown man? 348 00:31:52,872 --> 00:31:54,332 No. 349 00:31:54,332 --> 00:31:56,167 Are you sure, you've never shit your pants as a grown man? 350 00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:57,960 Yeah, I'm pretty sure. 351 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,087 Do you do any illegal drugs? 352 00:32:00,087 --> 00:32:01,380 Technically. 353 00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:02,632 Did you bring any? 354 00:32:02,632 --> 00:32:04,050 Yes. 355 00:32:04,050 --> 00:32:06,510 Would you be willing to share with the entire class? 356 00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:09,805 Sure. 357 00:32:09,805 --> 00:32:11,932 Mark have you ever brought a woman to orgasm? 358 00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:13,351 Yes. 359 00:32:13,351 --> 00:32:16,812 Have you ever brought a woman to triple orgasm? 360 00:32:16,812 --> 00:32:18,981 I'm gonna need an answer Mark. 361 00:32:18,981 --> 00:32:22,234 I can neither confirm, or deny. 362 00:32:22,234 --> 00:32:25,134 Have you ever put a fruit or vegetable up your butt? 363 00:32:25,696 --> 00:32:27,296 What? 364 00:32:31,077 --> 00:32:32,277 No! 365 00:32:32,319 --> 00:32:34,319 Mark are you lying to Cat about 366 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:38,334 whether or not you have ever put a fruit or a vegetable up your rectum? 367 00:32:38,334 --> 00:32:39,794 Maybe. 368 00:32:39,794 --> 00:32:41,128 Was it a zucchini? 369 00:32:41,128 --> 00:32:42,254 God no! 370 00:32:42,254 --> 00:32:43,422 A banana? 371 00:32:43,422 --> 00:32:44,298 No. 372 00:32:44,298 --> 00:32:45,591 Was it a kumquat? 373 00:32:45,591 --> 00:32:48,302 Next question, please. 374 00:32:48,302 --> 00:32:49,802 All right Mark 375 00:32:49,822 --> 00:32:52,022 This is the final question in the hot seat 376 00:32:52,045 --> 00:32:55,345 So for all the marbles, can I get a drum roll Josh? 377 00:32:58,229 --> 00:32:59,939 Mark! 378 00:32:59,939 --> 00:33:02,566 Beatles or Elvis? 379 00:33:02,566 --> 00:33:04,652 Elvis, final answer. 380 00:33:04,652 --> 00:33:06,487 I feel like I know Mark. 381 00:33:06,487 --> 00:33:08,614 Now that we've terrified you. 382 00:33:08,614 --> 00:33:10,408 No, no, it's totally fine. 383 00:33:10,408 --> 00:33:13,244 I wanna know what fruit he put up his butt. 384 00:33:13,244 --> 00:33:16,872 All right, all right, you were right. 385 00:33:16,872 --> 00:33:18,374 It was a banana. 386 00:33:18,374 --> 00:33:20,626 He lied, he lied! 387 00:33:20,626 --> 00:33:22,253 Umm, what's the penalty for lying? 388 00:33:22,253 --> 00:33:25,256 Well, the penalty is, you have to go first in truth or dare. 389 00:33:25,256 --> 00:33:28,801 So if I go first, I'm the one that asks someone else truth or dare. 390 00:33:28,801 --> 00:33:30,886 Yeah, it's not much of a penalty. 391 00:33:30,886 --> 00:33:34,098 Okay, uh, Jennifer. 392 00:33:34,098 --> 00:33:36,392 Oh no. 393 00:33:36,392 --> 00:33:38,352 Truth, or dare? 394 00:33:38,352 --> 00:33:39,562 Oh shit. 395 00:33:39,562 --> 00:33:42,565 Ah, nope Jennifer. 396 00:33:42,565 --> 00:33:44,650 We've been over this before. 397 00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:46,944 The options are truth or dare. 398 00:33:46,944 --> 00:33:53,784 The options aren't truth, dare, or shit. 399 00:33:53,784 --> 00:33:55,703 Truth. 400 00:33:55,703 --> 00:34:00,958 Okay, umm, I guess I'm supposed to make this one a dirty one, huh? 401 00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:02,585 Bring it. 402 00:34:02,585 --> 00:34:12,094 Okay, was your first sexual experience a good one, or a bad one? 403 00:34:12,094 --> 00:34:15,014 I'm gonna go with, bad. 404 00:34:15,014 --> 00:34:16,015 Next. 405 00:34:16,015 --> 00:34:16,974 Details, details. 406 00:34:16,974 --> 00:34:18,309 Boo! 407 00:34:18,309 --> 00:34:19,609 Details. 408 00:34:21,729 --> 00:34:26,066 Well, I mean, we were fifteen. 409 00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:30,654 And he just, didn't know what he was doing, right? He just didn't. 410 00:34:30,654 --> 00:34:32,654 What was his name? 411 00:34:36,827 --> 00:34:38,996 Roger. 412 00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:41,082 That's where you went wrong. 413 00:34:41,082 --> 00:34:43,918 His name was Roger? Who's grandfather was he? 414 00:34:43,918 --> 00:34:48,297 And Roger was a nice boy, but I don't care how nice a fifteen year old boy is. 415 00:34:48,297 --> 00:34:51,801 When you guys are horny at that age, you're all the same. 416 00:34:51,801 --> 00:34:53,636 You're like dogs. 417 00:34:53,636 --> 00:34:54,929 We are very excitable. 418 00:34:54,929 --> 00:34:55,554 Yeah. 419 00:34:55,554 --> 00:34:56,472 Tell me about it. 420 00:34:56,472 --> 00:34:58,557 Roger was in before I knew it. 421 00:34:58,557 --> 00:35:01,519 And I told him to go slow, and easy, and he was like- 422 00:35:01,519 --> 00:35:10,277 Oh baby, it's my first time too. And I promise I'll make it good for you. 423 00:35:10,277 --> 00:35:13,906 I mean I told him to slow down and take it easy, but- 424 00:35:13,906 --> 00:35:19,078 That horny little fucker jackhammered me for about twenty whole seconds, until it was all over. 425 00:35:19,078 --> 00:35:22,832 The only thing I got out of that experience was a split hymen. 426 00:35:22,832 --> 00:35:27,211 You know, the doctor says that I split my hymen in P.E. that time when I was playing volleyball and I did the splits- 427 00:35:27,211 --> 00:35:30,005 Baby, baby, baby. 428 00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:34,009 Wait your turn. 429 00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:37,638 I know you love that story, but it's not your turn. 430 00:35:37,638 --> 00:35:40,349 Anyway, it was awkward. 431 00:35:40,349 --> 00:35:44,895 And he was like a robot the whole time we were doing it. 432 00:35:44,895 --> 00:35:47,356 And he lost interest in me immediately afterwards. 433 00:35:47,356 --> 00:35:49,525 Aww. 434 00:35:49,525 --> 00:35:51,732 Don't give me sympathy motherfucker 435 00:35:51,990 --> 00:35:53,654 Truth or dare? 436 00:35:53,654 --> 00:35:54,196 Me? 437 00:35:54,196 --> 00:35:55,698 Yeah, you! 438 00:35:55,698 --> 00:35:59,118 Oh uh, truth. 439 00:35:59,118 --> 00:36:01,120 Ya'll are pussies! 440 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,622 Jesus Christ! 441 00:36:03,622 --> 00:36:06,000 Your turn will come. 442 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 Yeah, just calm down over there, P.E. 443 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,420 All right, right back at ya. 444 00:36:12,515 --> 00:36:15,509 What was your most embarrassing sexual experience? 445 00:36:15,509 --> 00:36:19,509 Wait, wait, wait. Are we counting the bathroom today? 446 00:36:20,598 --> 00:36:21,932 Old man glory hole? 447 00:36:21,932 --> 00:36:24,226 Shut up. 448 00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:26,687 Shut up, I'm never gonna live that down. 449 00:36:26,687 --> 00:36:30,941 Uh no, it would probably be, no it's with my friend Jude. 450 00:36:30,941 --> 00:36:32,341 Hey. 451 00:36:33,611 --> 00:36:35,011 Shut up. 452 00:36:35,146 --> 00:36:36,446 Uh... 453 00:36:36,546 --> 00:36:38,146 We were in high school together. 454 00:36:38,492 --> 00:36:40,765 He came over one day, we were hanging out 455 00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:42,765 And you know. 456 00:36:42,837 --> 00:36:44,537 Things were going good 457 00:36:44,547 --> 00:36:47,547 And I thought, you know, things were kinda leading to... 458 00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:50,182 fellatio. 459 00:36:51,128 --> 00:36:53,028 Who says fellatio? 460 00:36:53,464 --> 00:36:55,364 I'm very proper. 461 00:36:55,799 --> 00:36:57,699 So you know, I thought, well 462 00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:59,966 I took a bathroom break, and I went 463 00:36:59,966 --> 00:37:02,181 and I cleaned up, as you do. 464 00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:05,181 I came back, and low and behold 465 00:37:05,307 --> 00:37:09,507 One thing led to another and he went down on me and 466 00:37:09,553 --> 00:37:12,553 Immediately jumped back up, spitting 467 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:16,897 and said, your dick tastes like soap. 468 00:37:18,781 --> 00:37:20,783 Aww, babys first blow job. 469 00:37:20,783 --> 00:37:22,785 Thank you for laughing at my pain. 470 00:37:22,785 --> 00:37:24,985 You, if you learned anything 471 00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:28,499 You just should have left it in it's natural juices. 472 00:37:28,499 --> 00:37:30,209 Captain soap dick! 473 00:37:30,209 --> 00:37:32,252 All right, so Cat- 474 00:37:32,252 --> 00:37:33,170 Dare! Dare me! 475 00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:34,004 Oh my god. 476 00:37:34,004 --> 00:37:35,089 Dare me. 477 00:37:35,089 --> 00:37:36,090 I knew you were going to say that. 478 00:37:36,090 --> 00:37:37,091 Why would you do this? 479 00:37:37,091 --> 00:37:39,301 You would totally say that. 480 00:37:39,301 --> 00:37:42,846 Oh my god, this is hard because there's nothing you won't do. 481 00:37:42,846 --> 00:37:45,808 Um, dare me to sit on someone's face. 482 00:37:45,808 --> 00:37:46,976 Dare me to sit on his face! 483 00:37:46,976 --> 00:37:50,270 Okay, Cat, I dare you to sit on Ben's face. 484 00:37:50,270 --> 00:37:52,940 Yay, I'm gonna sit on your face! I have to do it, I have to. 485 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,525 This is my birthday! 486 00:37:54,525 --> 00:37:56,151 I know, and for your birthday, I'm just gonna sit on your face. 487 00:37:56,151 --> 00:37:58,070 I have to, it's a dare! It's a dare! 488 00:37:58,070 --> 00:37:58,737 No! 489 00:37:58,737 --> 00:37:59,989 Don't you pinch me! 490 00:37:59,989 --> 00:38:01,198 I'm gonna fucking pinch you if I fucking want to! 491 00:38:01,198 --> 00:38:02,074 Stop, no! 492 00:38:02,074 --> 00:38:02,866 Just let me sit on your face! 493 00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:03,826 I'm gonna sit on your face! 494 00:38:03,826 --> 00:38:05,744 No, no no! 495 00:38:05,744 --> 00:38:07,246 Yes! 496 00:38:07,246 --> 00:38:08,747 Stop, that tickles. 497 00:38:08,747 --> 00:38:10,332 I want to sit on your face, I want to sit on your face! 498 00:38:10,332 --> 00:38:12,132 All right. 499 00:38:12,459 --> 00:38:15,879 You can sit on my face, but you have to do something nice for me later. 500 00:38:15,879 --> 00:38:18,590 Of course I'm gonna do something nice for you later. 501 00:38:18,590 --> 00:38:21,010 All right, fine. Get it over with. 502 00:38:21,010 --> 00:38:23,512 Yes! Yes! 503 00:38:23,512 --> 00:38:24,805 I'm gonna put my butt on your face! 504 00:38:24,805 --> 00:38:26,306 All right. 505 00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:27,182 Let me hold my breath. 506 00:38:27,182 --> 00:38:27,850 All right. 507 00:38:27,850 --> 00:38:29,226 Three! Two! 508 00:38:29,226 --> 00:38:30,394 One! 509 00:38:30,394 --> 00:38:33,564 Contact! 510 00:38:33,564 --> 00:38:36,442 I'm sitting on your face, I'm sitting on your face. 511 00:38:36,442 --> 00:38:37,860 All right, you can get off me now. 512 00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:41,864 Don't move! 513 00:38:45,576 --> 00:38:46,952 Don't put me in the fire, don't let him put me in the fire, don't put me in the fire! 514 00:38:46,952 --> 00:38:48,328 Fine, fine fine, sit down. 515 00:38:48,328 --> 00:38:49,663 In your face! 516 00:38:49,663 --> 00:38:52,875 Her other lips are sweaty too. 517 00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:56,336 And they're on your face! 518 00:38:56,336 --> 00:38:58,964 So, Cat. It is your turn to ask a question. 519 00:38:58,964 --> 00:39:00,299 All right. 520 00:39:00,299 --> 00:39:05,721 Ummm, Mark. Truth or dare? 521 00:39:05,721 --> 00:39:08,223 Challenge accepted. I'm gonna say dare. 522 00:39:08,223 --> 00:39:13,604 Oooh! 523 00:39:13,604 --> 00:39:15,731 Mark. 524 00:39:15,731 --> 00:39:18,484 I dare you. 525 00:39:18,484 --> 00:39:25,484 To kiss the person you find here most sexually attractive on the lips 526 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:29,036 for at least ... five seconds 527 00:39:29,036 --> 00:39:31,288 Oh wow, a whole five seconds! 528 00:39:31,288 --> 00:39:33,374 A whole five seconds. 529 00:39:33,374 --> 00:39:36,374 I'm right here, it's fine, it's okay. 530 00:39:38,337 --> 00:39:42,007 Hey I am comfortable in my heterosexuality. So if you need to kiss me, 531 00:39:42,007 --> 00:39:45,007 you go ahead and plant one right there. 532 00:39:45,677 --> 00:39:49,473 Awww, Jennifer's gonna get some! 533 00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:52,726 Say hi to Roger! 534 00:39:52,726 --> 00:39:59,274 Oh, oh! 535 00:39:59,274 --> 00:40:01,652 You gonna stand up or what? 536 00:40:01,652 --> 00:40:02,652 Yes. 537 00:40:27,386 --> 00:40:29,304 I think that's a little more than five seconds. 538 00:40:29,304 --> 00:40:31,804 Hmmm, no, shoosh, shut up. 539 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:39,273 Guys I mean, come on, get a room, or a tent, or something. 540 00:40:39,273 --> 00:40:41,484 This could be a round in a game 541 00:40:41,484 --> 00:40:43,694 Or this could go all night, if you want. 542 00:40:43,694 --> 00:40:45,294 It's your call. 543 00:40:45,696 --> 00:40:46,996 Cool? 544 00:40:47,114 --> 00:40:48,314 Cool. 545 00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:49,790 Cool. 546 00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:58,792 That just happened. 547 00:40:58,792 --> 00:41:00,792 Yeah it did! 548 00:41:01,545 --> 00:41:04,245 Well I guess that's the end of truth or dare. 549 00:41:05,632 --> 00:41:10,053 That's why, we have our own way to make things fun. 550 00:41:10,053 --> 00:41:12,053 Yes we do. 551 00:41:12,681 --> 00:41:16,247 And it will be much easier to do that 552 00:41:16,847 --> 00:41:17,847 with 553 00:41:19,813 --> 00:41:21,148 This! 554 00:41:21,148 --> 00:41:23,275 Mmm hmm, one for you. 555 00:41:23,275 --> 00:41:24,401 I thank you. 556 00:41:24,401 --> 00:41:25,701 You're welcome. 557 00:41:37,289 --> 00:41:39,489 Now Jennifer and I are going to go in the house 558 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:42,500 And get your birthday present ready 559 00:41:43,904 --> 00:41:45,304 All right. 560 00:41:45,797 --> 00:41:47,397 We'll be right back! 561 00:41:48,967 --> 00:41:50,567 Okay. 562 00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:43,028 Are you ready? 563 00:42:55,450 --> 00:42:57,450 Yeah, I'm, I'm ready. 564 00:42:59,746 --> 00:43:01,498 Close your eyes. 565 00:43:01,498 --> 00:43:06,503 Okay. 566 00:43:06,503 --> 00:43:09,339 Keep them closed. 567 00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:11,339 They're closed. 568 00:43:15,178 --> 00:43:17,178 Okay you can open them. 569 00:43:21,351 --> 00:43:24,688 You got me, you? 570 00:43:24,688 --> 00:43:26,388 Well, us. 571 00:43:31,361 --> 00:43:33,905 You know how most guys fantasize 572 00:43:33,905 --> 00:43:36,450 about being with two girls at the same time? 573 00:43:36,450 --> 00:43:38,750 Well yeah, I mean what guy doesn't? 574 00:43:39,453 --> 00:43:44,453 Well tonight, you get to be that guy. 575 00:43:46,793 --> 00:43:48,793 Seriously? 576 00:43:49,129 --> 00:43:50,629 Seriously. 577 00:43:58,263 --> 00:44:01,058 So they say eight months is a long time for two guys to be together. 578 00:44:01,058 --> 00:44:03,558 I don't know, I guess he just thought it was time. 579 00:44:03,564 --> 00:44:04,770 I don't know. 580 00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:07,105 Did you ever think we weren't meant to be monogamous? 581 00:44:07,105 --> 00:44:08,065 Well- 582 00:44:08,065 --> 00:44:11,610 Well not that it's not natural. 583 00:44:11,610 --> 00:44:14,613 It's an unfair expectation we put on ourselves. 584 00:44:14,613 --> 00:44:17,324 I don't know there's some comfort in a relationship. 585 00:44:17,324 --> 00:44:19,201 Yeah, but there's a fine line between comfort 586 00:44:19,201 --> 00:44:20,701 and suffocation 587 00:44:21,078 --> 00:44:23,789 Yeah, sounds like somebody has been through some terrible relationships. 588 00:44:23,789 --> 00:44:24,989 Not really 589 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:30,045 I just know a lot of miserable people who are stuck in relationships they don't want to be in anymore. 590 00:44:30,045 --> 00:44:32,798 Maybe there's such a thing as serial monogamy. 591 00:44:32,798 --> 00:44:36,176 All right, there ya go! Like monkeys. 592 00:44:36,176 --> 00:44:37,469 Monkeys? 593 00:44:37,469 --> 00:44:40,847 Yeah! I saw this documentary on monkeys one time. 594 00:44:40,847 --> 00:44:44,147 They've sort of got the monogamous thing going on, but they also just 595 00:44:44,234 --> 00:44:47,020 kind of mess around with the whole tribe. 596 00:44:47,020 --> 00:44:49,420 You know young, old, gay, straight 597 00:44:49,514 --> 00:44:52,114 Monkeys just go with the flow and have a good time apparently. 598 00:44:52,609 --> 00:44:57,239 Hmm, I also watched a video of a monkey masturbating with a frog. 599 00:44:57,239 --> 00:45:00,492 He just picked that live little thing up, put it's mouth right on it's dick. 600 00:45:00,492 --> 00:45:02,661 And just murdered that thing! 601 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:03,861 Oh wow. 602 00:45:03,904 --> 00:45:07,207 Yeah, so I don't know if we should aspire to the social politics of monkeys. 603 00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:08,607 I don't know. 604 00:45:09,334 --> 00:45:10,734 Could be fun. 605 00:45:11,294 --> 00:45:13,213 So which do you want to be? 606 00:45:13,213 --> 00:45:15,549 The monkey or the frog? 607 00:45:15,549 --> 00:45:16,216 Here? 608 00:45:16,216 --> 00:45:18,816 Yeah! Sure, why not? 609 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,720 Come on, you do not want to be ninety years old 610 00:45:21,878 --> 00:45:24,078 lying on your deathbed, remembering the time 611 00:45:24,097 --> 00:45:27,436 you were alone in the woods with a guy you barely know. 612 00:45:27,436 --> 00:45:29,236 And you could've played monkey and the frog 613 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,556 but you didn't, and... 614 00:45:34,276 --> 00:45:35,676 Ribbit. 615 00:46:09,102 --> 00:46:11,302 Wow, all this for me? 616 00:46:11,332 --> 00:46:12,202 Uh huh. 617 00:46:12,242 --> 00:46:14,022 But before you get it all 618 00:46:14,022 --> 00:46:17,022 you gotta do a little something for us first. 619 00:46:19,022 --> 00:46:20,522 Oh... 620 00:47:02,405 --> 00:47:04,241 Wait, stop, stop. 621 00:47:04,241 --> 00:47:05,867 Why? 622 00:47:05,867 --> 00:47:08,245 Because I don't want to finish yet. 623 00:47:08,245 --> 00:47:09,371 It's my turn. 624 00:47:09,371 --> 00:47:10,571 Okay. 625 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,551 Tastes like soap. 626 00:47:22,551 --> 00:47:24,052 That's very funny. 627 00:47:24,052 --> 00:47:26,052 Now wash your mouth out with it. 628 00:47:35,522 --> 00:47:37,322 Oh, relax. 629 00:47:38,483 --> 00:47:40,083 She was- 630 00:47:40,277 --> 00:47:43,989 No, no, no, you're just high, it's okay just come on down. 631 00:47:43,989 --> 00:47:46,989 Shh shh shh. Just lie back. 632 00:47:47,742 --> 00:47:49,442 Let us take care of you 633 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,800 and just enjoy ... the show 634 00:47:52,842 --> 00:47:54,242 Okay? 635 00:48:07,596 --> 00:48:08,888 You cool? 636 00:48:08,888 --> 00:48:10,188 Yeah. 637 00:48:24,404 --> 00:48:27,616 You know this trip turned out a lot more interesting than I thought it was going to. 638 00:48:27,616 --> 00:48:28,716 Yeah? 639 00:48:28,764 --> 00:48:30,964 Yeah. I thought I was going to be the fifth wheel. 640 00:48:31,006 --> 00:48:33,606 But instead, I'm the frog. 641 00:48:38,918 --> 00:48:41,118 Blame these woods man. 642 00:48:42,964 --> 00:48:45,175 I've been horny ever since I got here. 643 00:48:45,175 --> 00:48:46,475 Prove it. 644 00:50:11,010 --> 00:50:14,010 Won't you let us in? 645 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:46,671 Aren't you gonna look at me? 646 00:50:46,671 --> 00:50:50,383 Hey! 647 00:50:50,383 --> 00:50:52,343 Good. 648 00:50:52,343 --> 00:51:07,942 It's better when you're awake. 649 00:54:00,198 --> 00:54:01,398 Mark? 650 00:54:14,629 --> 00:54:15,829 Mark! 651 00:54:30,645 --> 00:54:31,845 Hey! 652 00:54:45,868 --> 00:54:47,068 Hello? 653 00:55:26,826 --> 00:55:28,026 Hello? 654 00:55:37,628 --> 00:55:38,828 Anybody? 655 00:57:33,369 --> 00:57:35,169 It's as sweet as mother's milk. 656 00:57:37,498 --> 00:57:39,298 And as nourishing. 657 00:57:40,126 --> 00:57:41,426 Drink. 658 00:57:44,755 --> 00:57:46,855 Where is everyone else? 659 00:57:47,091 --> 00:57:48,691 Around. 660 00:57:49,677 --> 00:57:52,877 Why are you wearing a bed sheet in the middle of the woods? 661 00:57:53,181 --> 00:57:56,976 Night never really has to end Josh. 662 00:57:56,976 --> 00:57:59,020 What does that mean? 663 00:57:59,020 --> 00:58:02,220 It means you don't have to go back to your boring old life. 664 00:58:02,565 --> 00:58:05,365 You never have to be alone again. 665 00:58:05,568 --> 00:58:08,268 All you have to do is drink. 666 00:58:11,365 --> 00:58:12,965 I don't want to. 667 00:58:39,101 --> 00:58:40,401 Drink. 668 00:58:43,564 --> 00:58:44,649 What are you doing? 669 00:58:44,649 --> 00:58:46,108 Drink! 670 00:58:46,108 --> 00:58:47,568 What is wrong with you? 671 00:58:47,568 --> 00:58:48,694 It will purify you. 672 00:58:48,694 --> 00:58:50,094 For what? 673 00:58:50,530 --> 00:58:52,130 You will drink. 674 01:00:12,737 --> 01:00:14,337 Josh, what's wrong? 675 01:00:14,572 --> 01:00:15,772 What's wrong? 676 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,825 What the hell was that back there? Where's Mark? 677 01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:19,222 He went back to his place. 678 01:00:19,300 --> 01:00:20,620 We were just having a good time. 679 01:00:20,620 --> 01:00:22,720 A good time? That didn't look like a good time to me. 680 01:00:22,913 --> 01:00:25,013 Since when do you act like that? 681 01:00:25,499 --> 01:00:27,299 Don't be such a prude. 682 01:00:28,502 --> 01:00:30,171 Why were you choking him? 683 01:00:30,171 --> 01:00:31,971 Because he asked me to? 684 01:00:33,424 --> 01:00:35,124 Just get away from the van. 685 01:00:35,343 --> 01:00:38,137 Josh, this is all just a big misunderstanding, all right? Why don't you just- 686 01:00:38,137 --> 01:00:41,057 I'm not, I'm not talking to you okay? You fucking attacked me. 687 01:00:41,057 --> 01:00:41,766 What? 688 01:00:41,766 --> 01:00:42,767 You kicked me! 689 01:00:42,767 --> 01:00:43,893 I did not! 690 01:00:43,893 --> 01:00:45,478 Josh it's just the acid. 691 01:00:45,478 --> 01:00:47,438 I didn't take any acid bitch. 692 01:00:47,438 --> 01:00:50,608 Well it's something, you're acting crazy. 693 01:00:50,608 --> 01:00:52,908 These woods are fucking crazy. 694 01:00:53,444 --> 01:00:55,444 Josh, will you just give me my keys? 695 01:01:10,753 --> 01:01:11,953 Mark? 696 01:01:15,633 --> 01:01:16,833 Mark? 697 01:01:20,763 --> 01:01:22,163 What's the matter with you? 698 01:01:22,390 --> 01:01:23,190 Let go! 699 01:01:23,349 --> 01:01:24,249 Let go! 700 01:01:36,445 --> 01:01:38,445 It's going to be okay. 701 01:01:38,906 --> 01:01:40,906 You're going to love it. 702 01:02:25,077 --> 01:02:27,377 None of this will matter when you drink. 703 01:02:33,294 --> 01:02:36,294 Nothing will ever matter again. 704 01:02:37,131 --> 01:02:38,131 Drink. 705 01:04:25,906 --> 01:04:27,706 It wants you, Josh. 706 01:04:28,868 --> 01:04:30,868 It wants us all... 707 01:04:33,956 --> 01:04:35,956 ...back. 708 01:04:55,811 --> 01:04:57,811 It's ready for us. 709 01:06:02,378 --> 01:06:04,378 You'll be home soon.